Cole's Site to get Swoll
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I couldn't even do a pullup before I found this site and I was so depressed. Now I can do 20 in a row and I am more confident that I've ever been.
My only complaint is that there is not enough advertising for this site! I am truly
I was in the army becaus I knew I was born to serve my country. Unfortunately, I only weighed 100 pounds and had no muscle. I had the mind and courage of a god, but my phsyicality couldn't keep up. I was feeling depressed, but then a comrade showed me this site and I instantly became a super soldier. I was able to save our entire planet thanks to this site.
I used to eat junk food like McDonald's and TacoBell before this site gave me an epiphany. No matter how much I'm working out if I'm not eating healthy I'm not gonna get big. This site gave me protein supplements and even introduced me to liver. I went from dad bod to primal god, and became a famous influencer.
My name is Coleman Buché, and today I am making the decision to drop out of college and pursue my dream. I believe that I am gonna create something magical, that saves peoples lives. I know I can make a difference. I will tell my story and inspire others using my knowledge of getting big.
Day 1. No customers. 3 people visited website. I made advertisements on social media promoting my site. My dream is still alive and I am not giving up hope.
Day 2. 1 Customer! A skinny 15 year old named Arnold, but I see a lot of potential in him. He reminds me a lot of myself as a kid. He is commited to getting big, and is working at his local WingStop to pay for this subscription. I think me and him are gonna go very far together, excited for the future!
Day 3. 3 Customers! Arnold convinced his friend Steve to join, and a skinny kid from the forest who salvaged off liver saw the ad in a newspaper. I gave him the first week free and he promised to get a job and pay me soon. These 3 kids are gonna become greek gods, I just know it.