There was once a boy who could not pull no matter what he tried. He ried to buy flowers, wear cologne, and help girls with their homework. But no matter what he tried, he could not rizz up any girls.
The boy thought of giving up and cried on his bed. When he thought his dream was impossible, he got a text from an unknown number. It read "You are really hot."
The boy was curious and asked to meet up, for he wanted his first girlfriend. When they met up at the designated Starbucks, however, the only person to be seen was 350 pound Craig.
The boy was heartbroken, but knew he couldn't stay like that forever. He had to work for a girlfriend, a hot girl would not come up to him especially if he was out of shape. He moved on to stage 5 of not pulling: rebirth.
The boy started eating protein powder by the scoop and hitting the gym twice a day. He bought the most advanced equipment and saw instant results. He became a greek god.
He used to be the guy who the girls didn't want, he became the man girls couldnt have. This is the equipment he used to get swoll. (click link)
